u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.
I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”
look at this stock photo
there is so much energy in this image
He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/
and why exactly do you think she snapped?
one time in darkrp i played as a hobo and set up an alleyway that was blocked off and impossible to break into with a door only i could open with my keyboard and i stood in front of it with a sign that said “For $100,000 I will show you the most beautiful thing in the world” and people would congregate around me asking what it is and like 3 people actually paid so I took them back into the alleyway and showed them
eventually a guy managed to dart in while i had the door open for someone else and i like desperately chased him down the alleyway before he reached the room at the back and 180′d and ran back past me. he saw what was in the room, which was just a table with a hot dog sitting on it. he ran outside desperately screaming IT’S JUST A HOT DOG ON A TABLE DON’T LISTEN IT’S A HOT D before i remorselessly shot him in the back of a head with an assault rifle and assumed my position in front of the door






